A Very Professional Broadcast
Performance Review
by Weedwhackeraccident
[The rainbow spiral spins in the opposite direction, slowly losing its color this time, before opening up to reveal the stage again.]
Back: "Well, that was quite a high-octane display, wasn't it~?"
Forth: "Unfortunately we aren't qualified to analyze her fighting style, but we are qualified to analyze something else~"
Back: “Indeed! Her performance was quite interesting! While she did choose to use several techniques at once instead of just one, they worked together quite harmoniously~!”
Forth: “Her execution could have been much faster however! And not realizing the sub was still brainwashed sooner is another point off!”
Back: “Though her wonderful care for the subject certainly makes up for it~! Physical touch, soothing whispers, a calming distraction, even suggestions for a better work-life balance~! Perfect marks at the least, I would say~!”
Forth: “All-in-all, our adorkable superhero gets exactly 3 and a half Stars~! Quite a respectable score~!”
[Back sighs dramatically.]
Back: “You know, that universe was so energizing! Not conducive to hypnosis at all~!”
Forth: “You're quite correct~! Luckily, our next universe is far more Relaaaaxed~...”
Back: “Oh stop it, you make me sleepy already~! Save that trance for our next display of hypnotism from Universe HN24M411~!”
Forth: “Plus a few more numbers now, perhaps~! But without further ado, let's show our viewers some more wholesome hypnosis~!”
[They snap their fingers, and the static spiral fades back in, spinning at a much gentler pace. Three streaks of color begin to form, slowly swirling around the center. A lovely golden brown, a relaxing deep red, and a calming indigo. They begin to swirl open the center, gradually revealing a lovely open room filled with many comfortable looking chairs and tables. With a **SNAP**, the spiral dissipates as a nervous young man walks through the empty room…]