To prove to the cis noblewomen that she isn’t some weak, submissive slut, the newly-hatched Princess Lily must endure a full year of ruthless teasing from her wicked soon-to-be subjects. Meanwhile, her faithful maids watch. And gossip. And scheme.

Kinzie is a trucker on Kandar, where spidery aliens plot galactic conquest. She works hard, plays hard, & if she can hang on for another year, she’ll buy a jumpjet of her own & fly far away. But plans change when she’s caught among rebels, and even worse? Her license is expired.