We’ve captured an Affini, they said. This will turn the tide of the war, they said. She is every storybook monster you’ve ever wished would steal you away and you have never known anything as surely as you know that this will not end well.

Lieutenant Wolfgang Locke, OCNI, is captured by the Affini. The first duty of an officer, when captured, is to escape, and that’s precisely what Lt. Locke intends to do. Or, at least, he would, if he could move. (A Human Domestication Guide story)

For an aging revolutionary, the arrival of the Affini means salvation for her people — but it also marks the beginning of a new fight for liberation.

The Human Domestication Treaty has just been signed as an apathetic doctor continues his hated routine but when the rebels curse him with being conscripted into the rebellion perhaps he may find that the curse has provided him with the perfect opportunity to become an adoring pet

The planet of Centhia has long been ravaged by constant conflict and brutal capitalist exploitation. For Many of the human citizens, domestication is the best future that the affini can give them. An anthology of shorter stories in the HDG setting.

As human worlds fight a losing battle against the affini, one ambitious human will fight with words rather than ships. But are all the struggles for power really worth it or will they find more happiness as a pet? A human domestication story

Juniper Gladiolus and her trusty paperworking floret Stephy Gladiolus held the various sophonts of the Affini Compact with all their problems on the hit show: Judge Juni!

A collection for my smaller Human Domestication Guide stories.

You and your partner have decided to take a little trip to Build-A-Drone

An independent sophont has fallen ill, Oh no!! But she also won’t accept help because it’s just a cold, oh NO!! Maybe an affini can help her let herself be cared for? Oh, YES!!! A dirtposting Human Domestication Guide Crack-fic

Years after being freed from a rebel ship. Lily Aveler is still an independent, but how will she fare after all her friends have domesticated and suggest she do the same.

A ghostly gunship with a crew of the dead and damned is finally tracked down by the Affini Compact. Its crew receive a common fate, a new life. An HDG story.

A young sophont awakens in an Affini hospital with no memory of her past or her former self. After being informed that she is apparently a “Floret”, she decides to fight a legal battle for her independance. But when she meets a certain kind and caring plant will her plans change?

A Terran general faces her fate before an Affini tribunal. An HDG story.

In a dystopian society where only three ice cream flavors are legal, a rebel leader has to withstand the harsh propaganda of the empire that has them captured and seeks to break them into giving up their love of all other flavors.

A Human Domestication Guide story. You are an adored floret, and your Mistress frequently watches Affini television with you.

CW: resistance play, alcohol use, light cnc, drugs and hypnokink. You’re on a cruise with your partner who’s spent the past few evenings hypnotizing you. She decides to have some fun with you while you’re sun bathing on deck. Gender-neutral 2nd-person perspective.

A despondent professor looking to make something of her life meets an earnest xenoliterarian looking for the perfect floret. A Human Domestication Guide story.

Self-proclaimed “Terran Genius”, Zeitha Rebuille, is tasked with defending humanity, but when her intellect fails her, what then is she left with? An HDG story that focuses on trauma & growth, with a sprinkle of military sci-fi.

Stories, tricks, and treats for Hypnovember 2022.