An independent sophont has fallen ill, Oh no!! But she also won’t accept help because it’s just a cold, oh NO!! Maybe an affini can help her let herself be cared for? Oh, YES!!! A dirtposting Human Domestication Guide Crack-fic

Behind a secure door in a secure location, plays out the highest stakes D/S relationship known to the experimental sciences. Arguably an SCP pastiche, in the same way “Control” is.

Octavia’s new client is a business man in a smart suit who has a shameful fantasy.

In the wake of an Anti-Affini protest gone south, an activist debates philosophy, gender and the merits of green imperialism with a young plant. You’d never anticipate this, but one of them probably winds up as a floret!

A transfem pirate that lives for the game of battle, a bubbly shackled VI, and a man. The perfect team. A love that cannot be broken. Until the plants show up and all their trauma is to be healed. By force if necessary. The humans take issue with this, of course.

A series of unrelated tales from a tiny corner of a very big ship in an even bigger universe. HDG shorts of questionable canonicity and even more questionable quality.

After saying some unfortunate things while drunk, Olivia is forced into conversations with a floret and her Owner to help alleviate her fears. Unfortunately, the floret is her long-estranged ex. An HDG Story

A Human Domestication Guide story, in a sense.

Viktoria, infamous Drogenboss and criminal magnate, has been dethroned. Her Fabriken confiscated, her compatriots turncoat, and her empire in the hands of a sniveling wretch. Viktoria swears revenge and intends to use the semi-autonomous city-state of Infernum to rebuild herself.

Upon declaration of war, Elara Mulberry Milknova knows what she has to do. Steal some goddamn affini tech, reverse-engineer it, and then run deep into space where she can finally be alone with her experiments.

Years after being freed from a rebel ship. Lily Aveler is still an independent, but how will she fare after all her friends have domesticated and suggest she do the same.

Since her sister Michelle disappeared two weeks ago, Detective Lisa Jefferies had been on leave while she personally investigated what happened to her. The clues lead to a kidnapping case and a gentleman’s club called The Doll House, owned by the alluring Bella O’Shea.

Mira is lost, in need of a new thesis topic, and her advisor opens her mind to the possibilities.

A captive mind controller is sending you a story. Can you help?

A prudish, confident ranger enters the manor of an infamous sorceress to bring the bimbofying baroness to justice… but finds herself instead being flustered and teased by two gorgeous elven maidservants. Surely these two bubbly bimbos are no threat to her, though.

Being the little adventures of Dolly, a VERY dumb bimbo girl, told in her own (VERY basic) words.

A young woman is hypnotized on a train and receives a souvenir of the experience.

Claire has had a rough day, but now that she’s home that’s nothing that her mothers Sophia and Mae can’t make so much better by letting Claire in on the family secret.

A ghostly gunship with a crew of the dead and damned is finally tracked down by the Affini Compact. Its crew receive a common fate, a new life. An HDG story.

You’ve just finished work, and you’d love to sleep. If only you could get some help with what you really want.