When the new Dean bans skirts via a strange, flickering screen, the girls of Monroe University come together in protest to wear even shorter ones.

Frank slips his wife a few drops of amnesia tincture, so he can live out his cuckolding fantasies. Things don’t quite go as planned.

Kurt decides to make some subliminal audio files to make his family into the perfect wife, and perfect daughter. Except he accidentally gives each one the other’s tape.