The Rememberist of Quests dreams about a shambling horror. Zampanio is a very fun game. You should play it.

Cody Wexler - a miserable, bigoted dirtbag - faces a surprise visit from his future self.

you can softdom your ideological foils to death, it’s always revolutionary

bet you’d never heard the word “gorgonbreaking” before

BAD: You and your girlfriend’s would-be unicorn is actually a hitwoman targeting her. WORSE: She has some kind of hangup about killing you without your permission, and decides to make it your problem. (Protagonist is gender-ambiguous, but bepenised.)